Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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