Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Randomize
