I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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