Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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