Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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