I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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