i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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