So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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