Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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