HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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