i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
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