I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
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I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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