their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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