Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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