i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
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STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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