You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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