Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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