I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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