NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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