So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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