Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Hippo gnu deer
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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