Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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