Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
