So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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