So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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