The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Randomize
