I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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