u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
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Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
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You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
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