That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
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I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
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I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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