who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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