I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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