It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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