Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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