We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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