My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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