O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
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Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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