all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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