I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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