We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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