real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
this will be a night to untag.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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