I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Someone signed my nipple.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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