I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Just puked most of my soul out..
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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