Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
How external is "for external use only"?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
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I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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