I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
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Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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