I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize
