What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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