is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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