did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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