Walk of Shame. In a state park.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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