Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
