She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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