Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Alive.
So much puke
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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