I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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