I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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