So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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