mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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