Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
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I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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