I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
he's single and there are thong briefs.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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