i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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