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why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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