yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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